Bouncing Boobies! Naked dancing in full view of the street outside whilst doing housework and tidying up
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As some of you are aware, thanks to my dreadful mental health at the start of the year, my already messy home got infinitely worse! And thanks to reflexology every few weeks since June I'm getting my mojo back! And feeling super motivated to sort my sh1t out! So I put one of my favourite albums from 20 years ago: Hope Is Important by Idlewild to help keep me energized but I got totally carried away and then wanted to make you a new ‘bouncing boobies' video! So I did! I bounced them hard to certain parts and switching to showing you my hairy pussy as I try to retrieve a ball for my sidekick. Here, you can see how I normally am with him when I'm not making a porno. Fear not, he rarely gets shouted at outside of me trying to have a wank. Anyway, I do hope you enjoy me dancing like no one is watching! Eeek
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Hello. Oh, good morning. Right.
Let's get... Right, buddy, wait there.
Right. I've not done this for fricking years.
It's like two years now.
But when he was a puppy,
to start off the day when my legs wouldn't work at all,
I, um, get a laser pen out
and he'd run around the flat
and I would dance to some of my favourite songs.
And then he'd say, "Please excuse the utter carnage."
Oh, this is what I was telling you about the other day,
but I don't know if you've seen the video.
I put a rail up there so I can hang wet clothes up.
Um, and then just put them straight into the...
Oh, God.
Um, wardrobe.
So I just put them on a drying rack,
take them off the drying rack, fold them up,
then put them on a hanger and put them away.
Anyway, this is Idlewild with a song called Paint Nothing.
And then the next song to come up is called When I Argue I See Shapes.
And...
And it is...
two of, like, two of my favourite...
Oh, I don't know if you can get that one.
Back-to-back songs on an album, ever.
And I can listen to these two songs on repeat.
For...
Ooh! Fucking hell, it's...
Right, so part of the reason my...
Well, you know my place is always the best, Little Miss ADHD.
I've been making Christmas decorations.
These are little wooden shapes that I've spray-painted
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