Bottled blonde dude throws a buttonhole on cute brunette

Well, come on, you know, it's like, you're always kind of cranky and stuff.

So?

Well, so, you know...

Yeah, well, exactly, you know, it's like I kind of want to have some...

Love, some fun stuff, somebody to be nice, you know.

And we don't have that?

Well, I mean, not really all the time.

Not really, but not all the time.

See, that's exactly what I'm saying.

So anyway, you know, I kind of just been trying to find some, you know, fun sort of elsewhere.

So what are you saying?

Well, you know, a man's got needs, you know.

And I don't fulfill them?

Well, these needs are different, like, you know, I want something real hot and sexy, like just...

Like what?

Well, you know, like sometimes when we're out and we see some of those girls on the street and they look pretty good...

You like prostitutes?

Dang, you say it like it's a bad thing.

It ain't?

Well, not really.

Is that why you got your hands in your nuts? You got crabs?

No, I ain't got no crabs. I mean, I'm fucking horny, man.

Right.

So I just, you know, I thought I should let you know that since you ain't really been...

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