Boss visits his favorite secretary at home, as a reward he is allowed into the dark room

What's the reason for you visit?

Well, to be quite frank with you,

I'm not very impressed

with your

output at work at the moment.

Your figures are down. They've been down for the last four months.

So,

to be

fairly blunt with you, I thought I'd do it

face to face rather than over the telephone,

but I'm going to have to let you go.

What?

No, surely, surely. I can

improve. I can improve. Just give me a chance

and I will get the figures back up.

I didn't act. I really didn't realise that there

was a problem. Well,

you know, it's been a gradual

decline and I can't see

that there's going to be any upturn in the

near future. So, you know, we're streamlining

and I'm afraid that...

I will come in early every day.

I'll come in early. I will leave

late. I will work so hard.

Please, please reconsider.

I really, I really need this job.

I really do.

My daughter's at

uni. I need to get

********* her tuition fees. I understand all

of this, but, you know, at the end of the day, you've had

your chance and, you know,

we're slipstreaming

so we need to

reduce our overheads and your performance

is just not up to scratch.

So I'm afraid that, you know...

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