Bored

Alright, let's see. Demonic ghosts, ****** ghosts...

Setting traps for ghosts... no.

Okay, here's the one part that really makes no sense to me.

The first time you saw bloodstains on your underwear, were you alarmed?

Was I alarmed?

Yes. I believe I was.

So then why do you just ignore it using something as stupid as Chipotle Whey?

Chipotle Whey, how? And I'm not the one who uses it, my mom does.

She does the laundry.

Your mom uses Chipotle Whey to clean bloodstains out of your underwear?

Yes! And then takes you to Chipotle and buys you more!

Yes, Kyle, it's totally normal! People do this stuff! You know? Not everyone can be the boy with the golden butthole!

Here it is. Possession by a ghost.

A ghost that enters and then refuses to leave a living host has done so because it failed in the living world to be what it wanted to be.

The ghost must be allowed to transform and be recognized by the living as what it always tried to be.

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