Blonde viper opened her grazer husband a can of whoopass

I know you're not cussing at me, mister.

Pardon me?

Pardon you.

Yeah, pardon me.

You're late.

What am I late for?

For something.

Hmm.

I'm going down.

Can I have a hug?

After a long day?

I don't like yours.

Yeah, back's been dying for you, Tess.

Yes.

It's so fast.

You could fly a whole lot more than that.

Okay.

Come on now.

It's not very good.

Oh yeah, it's beautiful.

You're the most beautiful ass.

What are you tightening up for?

Is that hurting you?

It's like a little hurt.

It's a hurtful hurt.

Just had enough lube.

Like that? How does it feel?

This little thing.

I need to get you motivated.

I thought you were already coming here.

So just if you could wait, I'll have to move.

Uh huh.

And let's go to the last one.

Uh huh.

And...

Off to work.

I'm so fucking hot, baby.

Come on, this is where we're gonna hide, baby.

Place the lips.

What's so hard about me tasting that?

It's the ahhh.

Oh, that's the way it is.

I want you to give this to me in my eyes.

You do that pretty good.

You sure you haven't had one of those before?

Maybe.

In this life or a past life?

You're the most beautiful fucking asshole.

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