Blonde thief

No, we're not good.

So what we're going to need to do, we're going to have to pat you down.

I am going to start with the metal detector to find any other foreign objects that do not belong to you, on you, including jewelry, syringes, or anything like that.

So the first thing we need to do is have you stand up.

Why?

Why?

No, I really, I'm not sure I can do this.

I'm not sure I can do all the searching.

Um, well, if you really don't want to do the search, we just simply call the local police, have them come down, and they'll process you immediately, bring you to their station, fingerprint you, and all that stuff.

No, no, no, we don't need to call the police.

Oh, there we go.

It's much easier and faster.

Okay, I'm going to have to need you to remove the shirt so I can search it thoroughly.

Make sure you have no ****** pockets.

You don't need to take off clothes.

You feel all over me.

There's no reason for me to take off my clothes.

There's a very good reason.

I need you to make sure we have a deep search.

Check your tags on your clothes.

Make sure they're actually yours and not ours.

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