Blonde hitchhiker banged hard in the van

You don't know how to read a fucking map?

We're in the middle of goddamn nowhere.

We have no gas, we have nothing.

I told you when we were at the intersection.

We could go north, or we could go west on that fucking alternate route.

You're like, "Let's save some time."

I asked you which way should we go.

This is fucking... Just shut the fuck up and figure out where we are.

Jesus Christ.

Where the fuck should we go?

Middle of goddamn nowhere.

Don't be getting all pissed off at me.

Dude, did you get us lost again?

Dude, relax, man.

Are you surprised at all?

We have big man navigating.

Good job.

Listen, let's just fucking...

Can you find the map and figure out where the fuck we are?

I'll get us out of here, all right?

This is ridiculous.

I'm looking for some landmarks.

Will you give me a fucking hand instead of fucking bitching?

Um, guys, I really gotta pee.

I've had to go for the last, I don't know, half hour.

Well, we're still gonna have to walk out.

All right, dude, just chill out.

I've got it. Let me out.

Let me out of the fucking van, all right?

You want me to come with you?

Nah, I'm cool.

Okay.

All right, well, I'm gonna go pee.

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