Blonde bombshell with perfect body gets banged in her ass

So, what do you think? Connections?

Okay, we got a cumshake and a guy who's afraid of diseases.

I'm gonna have to say no. No connection.

Alright, let's put it to the test.

Hey, whatever happened to that couple at the bar?

You know, the virgin chick and the ***********c? Did I win the bet?

No, didn't quite work out.

But don't feel bad. I mean, I know on the surface of things it looked perfect.

I mean, you had a dead fuck and a fucker of the dead. I mean, you'd think it'd be a no-brainer.

So what happened?

Well, she learned to open up a little too much.

Constant nagging reminded Neil of why he preferred dead people in the first place.

So he shot her in the head.

Oh my God, that's awful.

Wait a minute, they're not still...

Oh yes, still together. And really getting along better than ever.

Well, that means I win.

No, both parties have to be alive for it to count.

Hey, but perhaps this time you'll do better.

Hi there, can I have your help please?

Sure.

My girlfriend has been asking me to have intersex with her.

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