Blonde babe looks surprised when he sees this long dong

It's lovely.

Try it on.

OK.

Oh, it's nice.

Is it?

Yeah.

Quite suits you, actually.

Feel good?

Yeah, lovely.

When are they coming to collect it?

I think it's the day after tomorrow, so you're all up for a couple of days.

Lovely.

I won't tell if you don't.

No.

Always.

Yes miss, can we assist you?

Yes, I've come to do the shampoo job. I assume it's not for you sweetie, so it must be for this young, gorgeous lady here.

Oh dear, dear, no young lady.

Stacy actually.

Oh, it's er, no it's actually these er, valuable pieces here.

No, I don't wash dead ******. You never said that it was fur on the phone. I don't shampoo fur.

Well you've got to understand to keep these in tip-top condition. You know.

This is awful. You've killed all these innocent ******. There's some people come wading around. This is awful.

I know you. What are you doing wearing this? You've got your own beautiful skin. Why would you want to wear an ****** skin if you can just take it off?

It's no good.

It's disgusting.

Well I think er, you've made your point young lady, but er, we're going to have to find a way of resolving this situation now.

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