Black guy fingers his nurse in the hospital room

What, you didn't have patients or anything?

What's up with the nurses outfit?

Man, you look cute.

Thanks. It's for my new nursing outfit, you know.

Wow.

Gotta go to school to be a nurse.

You look really realistic. Let's see what you got.

Realistic, huh?

Let's see what you got here.

You got a blood pressure thing in this one.

This stuff actually works?

Well, I guess. I mean, I haven't tried it yet, but you're welcome to.

You know how to do it? Because I don't.

I saw this on TV once.

Oh, yeah?

I have no idea how many times I'm supposed to squeeze this.

Okay, you're like a slinky, you know. Let me see.

Sorry about that.

Okay, and now you have to do this thing, right?

Okay.

And then, there. Now, what's this say?

Uh...

100 over 40?

Yeah.

I think.

That's pretty good.

Or something like that.

That's pretty low blood pressure.

I don't know what it is, but it's killing me. So, here.

Let's get this off of you.

Oh, and do you see my cool little pens?

Or the heart thing?

Or this?

Check your heart with, you know.

Look.

I show you.

This is what you do.

See, put it on.

And then you take this part.

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