Black Fucking

Don't wait up.

I'm gonna try to tell you this story, this happened on Tuesday.

I'm going home from the best bar in the car with two dogs and a wife.

And my wife says, "You gotta stop at the bank." And I say, "Shit." Or whatever I said.

Because I don't go in the bank. Everybody knows that.

I stay in the car with the dogs and she says I'll be, you know, five minutes.

But there's absolutely no such thing as five minutes with this woman.

And she goes in and I know the dogs need to pee and in our bank there's one piece of manager's lawn

that has two signs that both say, "No dogs."

So I took my dogs over.

This guy comes wild up to the bank with a big scowl on his face and he goes,

"The sign says, 'No dogs.'"

"Five wrong."

"The sign should say, 'No dogs.'"

I saw a post the other day and I really don't understand the organization

and I really don't understand who they think they're ever gonna help.

for a company called ******.

Now I'm not gonna get up here and take a big pro baby shaker stance,

or you can go ahead and relax yet.

But I don't know who you're supposed to help.

If you're such an inbred, man-panted shibboleth,

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