BiPhoria - Couple's Bisexual Fantasy Shows Up In Backyard

Oh shit.

Be careful, he might be on that salt.

What are you doing in my yard?

Shit, where am I, what time is it?

We're in Santa Barbara.

Where did you think you were?

Oh fuck, how'd I get here?

Shit, listen, I started in like the gas lamp district

in San Diego, and then I,

fuck, I ended up on like Newport Beach.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, and then Long Beach, I got in the car

with like these people I was partying with,

and I swear we were at this tiki bar

with Skulls in Long Beach,

and there's this woman with a fucking wooden leg,

I swear, a wooden leg,

and she had a fucking eye patch or something.

Oh my God, and then police, we got in a fucking car chase.

I'm pretty sure the woman with the wooden leg has my phone.

God, I sound like a crazy, oh my God, I don't have pants.

I'm so sorry, listen, please don't call the police.

I'm not a crazy person.

Do you think maybe a phone I could borrow real quick?

Like a pair of pants or something?

Damn it, come inside.

Thank you, thank you guys so much.

I'm so sorry.

You guys, thank you so much.

This is so good.

The hair of the dog, you guys are the best.

No problem.

He's perfect, baby.

Nobody knows he's here.

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