Big Dick, Tiny Girl! Blonde Spinner Chloe Split By A Thick One!

How dare me. Well, I'll let you go here in a second, but...

Clara Fargo. Chloe Temple. You have a new guy. In your arms. What is his name?

Oh, he's so good. Tell him your name.

Thomas Rosewood?

Moose.

Moose!

Moose!

Dude. Moose. So, yeah, clearly there's some moose stuff going on here.

Moose pants.

Whoa. Looked like you weren't grabbing the moose on his pants, lady.

Grabbing the moose.

So, ready for the antlers.

Oh, my God.

Sounds sharp.

Careful.

Alright, Thomas, you gotta share with the viewer that is totally oblivious what the fuck you're talking about with moose.

Just a quick abbreviated story. Your friend gave you a nickname or something?

Yeah, like, when I was 14 or 15, my friend saw my dick and he started calling me "Moose" all through high school.

Oh, shit.

So, it stuck with me. I got the pants here.

Jeez. And, Chloe, you haven't seen his dick yet, right?

I'm gonna.

You're gonna? Yes, you will.

But, I was just a little curious if you had any, like, inside info on this moose dick.

If it really is moose-like or not. I guess we'll all just have to wait and see.

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