big dick talk

You're okay with that buddy, huh?

Yeah.

Oh, don't mind him.

You know him.

He always swells up.

Gets even bigger when you come around.

Oh yeah.

Yeah, when you're born with a dick like this, buddy.

He's gonna run the show to a certain degree.

Or try to.

Yeah.

He always kept me happy.

I felt so good jacking off from when I was seven.

I'd fly over things that had a little ridge like an edge of a carpet.

Get right over the freedom.

I would have mind-blowing orgasms from second grade.

Years before I could shoot.

It was really wild.

I've never been quite as sensitive as early years.

Not being circumcised.

Has something to do with that, I'm sure.

I love cocks of all sizes myself.

I think they're all wonderful.

I'd love to make them all feel good and happy.

But...

When you have a cock like this...

It can make it...

Easy to make friends sometimes.

And...

Try to use it to bring a lot of happiness in the world as much as I can.

Yeah.

Oh.

Sometimes...

A cock is the boss.

And you just have to acknowledge...

Its importance to it.

To our lives.

And then everything's okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, I could probably use an extra hand.

If you'd like to help.

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