BFFS - Forget Celibacy Lets Bone
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BFFS - Forget Celibacy, Let
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This is why we're all best friends.
I love every one of you.
You crazy bitches.
Okay.
So, hi!
I'm Harmony Wonder, and
my best friends are about to come over
for our weekly celibacy meeting.
But, let me tell you how it all
started first.
In junior high,
I obviously, you know, I was starting
to date, so,
it was just like...
We all had boyfriends, and we all
got our heart broken, each one of us, and
me included. So, from then on,
we just said, you know,
"Girl power!" So...
We just
don't have sex anymore.
We... It's a big no-no.
So,
don't do any of it.
Alright.
So, we're actually about to have our
weekly celibacy meeting, which is where
we have training and exercises to help
control our urges.
what I mean.
Um, so,
I really hope you're ready to
become part of our celibacy group.
Remember,
no sex.
Alright.
I think that's them.
Let's go see. I got a surprise for the girls.
It's gonna really help them out. I'll
explain in a second.
Alright, guys.
I have a surprise behind my back.
Are you ready?
Yes.
This is gonna help you resist and control
those pleasures and urges, okay?
Okay.
Close your eyes.
Can you open them?
Alright, not yet, not yet.
Alright,
and open them.
Oh my gosh!
Are you serious?
Oh my gosh.
Alright, calm down, calm down.
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