'Best Bi Gives Equal Opportunity To All Employees': BiPhoria
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Starring Joel Someone, Vince Parker, Rebecca Vanguard
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Hey! Hello, we're from Best Buy. We're here to mount a television.
Ah, come on in. Yeah, yeah.
Um, where do you want to mount it?
This way. Thanks.
I want to put it in here on the fireplace.
I want to mount it right here on the fireplace. Can I do that?
Yeah.
Wait, what are you doing?
Looking for a stud to mount.
But, uh, it's a smart TV. No wires required.
You're on satellite, right?
Yeah, everything here is on Wi-Fi.
It's fine. We're just going to need to drill into the stone for the mount.
So, I'm going to need you to fill out this paperwork real quick, just in case it cracks.
That never happens.
Am I making a mistake? Should I be doing this?
No, don't worry, man. We've done this a million times.
Just sit back and make sure it's a good eye level for you.
Uh, what? Was it that obvious? Yeah, it's really nice.
Just a tad. But, you know we come as a team.
What do you mean?
Meaning, if you want to fuck one Best Buy team member, you have to fuck us both.
We're an equal opportunity company.
You're serious?
They don't call us Best Buy for nothing. We have to earn it.
It's all about customer satisfaction.
I think he's hard.
Mm, he's ready.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, look at that.
Oh, I feel it getting nice and hard in your mouth.
Fuck yeah.
Oh yeah, suck that dick.
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