Bent over and fucked

Okay.

Hey, man. I wasn't expecting you, eh?

That's fine.

It's good for me to just come over to check if you have no one over.

You know I won't do that to you.

Oh, that's a lie.

You know, you know me. You know Punisher. I'm not going to do that to you.

Can I pour myself a drink?

Yeah, please. Sure.

So, how have you been doing?

Hey, man. It's been hard. I've been up and down.

What drinks do you have for me?

Um, I've got a champagne.

Great.

Champagne? This is not champagne.

What's that now?

It's sparkling wine.

Oh, my God. Oh, sorry. My bad.

I thought I was going to drink some fancy drink, but you only just have sparkling wine for me.

I thought it was a champagne, eh?

Yeah, whatever.

So who says you must buy it?

You know, I'm not a drinker. You know me.

Yeah, man. It's work, you know.

Mm-hmm.

Yes, my baby.

So, what are you doing?

So far, I don't have any plans, eh?

What do you have in mind?

Nothing.

But you're looking sexy, eh?

I know.

So you wanted to surprise me with this sexiness. That's why you didn't even call me and tell me that you're on your way.

I wanted to make sure that nobody's here.

You'll never find anyone here.

Lie.

But then you have access anyway to this house, so why would I invite someone here?

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