Bend over and get ready to be pegged

We have a surprise for you today.

Yeah, by the way.

I'm not a girl for you.

Not a girl.

You're a guy.

And guess what you're gonna do?

Get on your fucking knees more!

But this one, I don't even know if I have to ***** you to want to do it.

Because you just love Big Black Cock as it is.

I know you play this silly little game.

Making me think that you worship me and you jerk his dick off to me.

But really, what you want to do is jerk your dick to another dick.

And then we're gonna put a little wig on you.

I'm gonna put lipstick on you.

Eyeshadow, eyelashes, the whole nine.

And then we're gonna go out.

That's right.

This weekend, I am going to a lesbian bar.

So, I want to take you out to my little gay spot.

And parade you around like a little tranny.

Because that's what you like to do.

You like to dress up like a woman.

So, I want you to start doing that.

And I want you to take a nice, long...

And the farther back you can get it, the happier we're all going to be.

Because you want your mouth filled with cock, and he wants a blowjob,

and I want a great story to tell everybody on Monday morning.

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