Bell Ringing Practise

Come with me through.

Oh, thank you.

Yes, new on for Sunday's church.

Thank you, Bill.

Is it bell ringing practice, Tina?

Oh, yes.

Yes, I recognise everybody, yes.

I think you, er, you're a bit late.

Do you know everybody here?

Yes, I do.

Six bell ringers and myself.

Yes. I've never actually been here when you're practicing.

John there was, er,

accidentally, er,

surfing the internet.

Really?

And?

And, er, well, he found a video,

which is you, Tina.

Really? I don't know.

What, the WI?

Yeah.

With a man other than your husband.

I'm not sure whether you know people

film these things.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Anyway,

that gives us a chance, er,

to, er, enjoy ourselves

with you, doesn't it, Tina?

Everybody said what a lovely dress you were wearing

on Sunday to church, so.

That's why I asked you to come like that.

Really? Come on, on your knees.

Oh. Zip everybody.

You know you like it.

Tina.

And yes, it's been filmed.

So you've done a good performance,

haven't you?

Right, now everybody's hard, yeah?

Let's have you over that chair, will you, Tina?

Let's pull up your dress.

Very nice, Tina.

Very nice indeed.

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