Behind the scenes with pornstar Vanessa Cage

It's true story.

Not me.

Although I am half Spanish.

Are you? What's your nationality?

Mexican, Puerto Rican and French.

What?

That's a party right there.

Bring some Grey Goose, some tequila and some burritos and some enchiladas.

And then some crazy people going berserk because they're mad.

Because Puerto Ricans go fucking crazy when they're mad.

What if he's Puerto Rican?

He probably goes crazy when he's mad. I get crazy when I'm mad.

Tony, what's your nationality?

I'm an Italian investigator.

So he's not Puerto Rican.

He's not like...

My mom used to yell at me in Spanish and I'd be in trouble.

And I'd be like, "I don't know what you're saying. You're talking to a wall."

And your mom knows Spanish?

Yeah, my mom's the one that's Mexican-Puerto Rican. She's the beaner.

Oh, mom.

But it's nice. I'm like being Mexican, I love burritos.

I'm immune to beans.

You're immune to beans?

Yeah, meaning like I don't get all gassy from beans.

That's because you're young. When you get older, you'll get gassy from everything.

But that's what "beano" is for, right?

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