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Battle bang
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Welcome to "Battle Bang," real cage fights for Pumtang.
Tonight, two guys fighting for either the prize, Alexi Ray...
...or the punishment, Tiffany Ray.
Now let's meet our contestants fighting out of the white corner
from the shores of Jersey.
Give it up for Johnny Castle.
And fighting out of the black corner from Minnesota,
give it up for Seth Dickens.
Now let's take a close look at our fighters.
We're here at "Battle Bang" with Seth Dickens.
Seth, welcome, bro. How you doing, man?
Good. I'm really good. Happy to be here.
Good. You look like a house, brother.
You're in great shape, man.
Oh, I just eat a lot, I guess.
What, do you eat small Vietnamese ********?
Absolutely.
These things are punishers.
I'm gonna beat him up with these.
Well, tonight, man, you're gonna be fighting Johnny Castle.
Have you seen Johnny?
Yeah, I saw Johnny.
Yeah, he's talking about busting that big jaw of yours, man.
Well, it's never been buffed,
and I'd like to actually see it happen.
It would amaze me.
You look like Johnny Bravo and Jay Leno had a ***.
Johnny should be fucking terrified.
Johnny's castle is gonna be coming down
'cause I'm a tiller of the Hymen,
and I'm gonna fucking break down that castle.
That's all I know. I'm here to win, and that's what I'm going to do.
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