Battle Bang – Ebony gives mean BJ!

...or the punishment sex with Ariana Starr.

Now let's meet our contestants.

Fighting out of the white corner

from the great state of Minnesota,

give it up for Seth Dickey!

And fighting out of the black corner

from Woodland Hills, California,

give it up for Jack Lawrence!

Now let's take a close look at our fighters.

We're here at "Battle Bang" with Seth Dickens,

getting taped up, ready for the first round

against Jack Lawrence.

-That's right. -Welcome back to "Battle Bang."

Seth, how you doing, bro?

Thank you. I'm doing fucking fantastic.

-Fantastic. -Fantastic.

-Fuck-tastic, actually. -He's always at a loss

-for words, Seth. -Yeah.

I'm searching. My name is Seth Dickens.

My fighting style is mixed martial arts

with a little bit of Muay Thai,

American combat wrestling,

a little bit of boxing, taekwondo, krav maga.

Am I a badass?

-Slam, crock-a-pot. -Fuck.

Yes, I am a fucking badass.

Johnny Castle, he actually put in a good effort,

but, you know, when you turn your head away in a fight

and you lean your back towards me,

I'm just gonna feed you fucking hooks.

I'll feed you some straights and whatever else you gotta do

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