Bald Guy Gets Destroyed and Strip Rock Paper Scissors

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A short haired nerd and her bald headed friend play a strip game of rock paper scissors and things escalate pretty quickly after a winner is decided.

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So, you would win.

Man drinks water.

Man drinks water!

That's one.

So, let's start.

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Of course.

Start here, show a little skin.

One less, one less.

Now it's on.

Ready?

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

Stop it!

One, two, three.

Why do you keep picking that?

You just keep killing me.

You keep killing me.

I'm a man.

Man does.

You're going to get naked.

Don't make me die.

We're going to do this before the shoes.

Okay.

Because I just want your pants off.

Okay.

Yeah.

You know, I want you to be embarrassed there.

Embarrassed?

Yeah.

That's awesome.

Yes.

If you can.

I can do it.

Toro.

I'm going to toro.

That's awesome.

And toro.

You look ridiculous.

I'm going to toro.

Well, you're the one who decided to go this way.

I know.

That's part of the fun.

Okay, you ready?

Yes.

All right.

One, two, three.

I am so good at this game.

It's true.

You just keep winning.

So air erodes earth.

That's what just happened.

Terrible.

Are you really?

Yeah.

I'm really good at doing that.

I mean, how could I not?

You're a terrible human being.

You're almost completely naked.

Yes.

Twirl for the camera.

Twirl.

Smile.

Show how awesome.

Okay, ready?

Ready?

Yeah.

Okay.

I'm committed to this win.

Two, three.

One, two, three.

Three.

So water.

Water consumes fire.

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