Bai Ling, Corrin Evans, Maddie Mcguire & Stefanie Peti nude

Who's Denny?

No straw.

Big mister?

Coffee, black.

Hello, Veronica. I'm Father Romero.

Pleasure to meet you, Father Romero.

I know all about you guys.

You do?

I'm a fallen Catholic myself, so I know how it all works.

I do something bad, I go to confession,

they tell me put money in the basket and say some prayers,

and then I don't go to hell.

That's some record, huh?

I bet hell is a ton of fun.

It's probably where all the cool people go.

I mean, who really wants to go to heaven

with a bunch of blue-haired bingo players

and boring guys like you?

No offense, Father.

Oh, don't take it.

Just remember to keep a soft place in your heart for the Almighty.

My heart's rock-hard.

Pee-yo!

That's pretty hard.

Mm-hmm.

You should really massage those puppies.

You know, my plastic surgeon said the same thing.

And my mom's boyfriend.

So why are you going to Vietnam?

Oh, vaginal rejuvenation.

Is that like a yoga retreat?

No, silly. See?

Oh, my God.

Doctor, there's the best in the world.

Says he's going to make me tighter than a Chinese finger puzzle.

So you think that dog in first class is dead?

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