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Who do we got here?

Victoria.

And Dylan.

Not Veronica.

How's the girl from last week?

Oh, dang.

Hey, he said it.

This new guy, he's cracking jokes already.

Dang.

Dylan.

Dylan, you just pretty much got here,

and we had this ultra super hottie just sitting here

waiting on the bed for you.

What do you think of that, dude?

I mean, I think it's pretty great.

Are we taking pretty good care of you so far?

I'd say so.

Hey, we're going to hand you off,

and you're going to be in good hands eventually.

But any first impressions for both of you?

What did you think when you first laid eyes on him?

He's cute.

Yeah?

I see he's got some dreamy blue eyes.

Yeah, I like his eyes a lot.

He has like a cute *********** face.

What about you, my man?

What did you think of our girl?

I was a little surprised at her hair color.

In a good way?

Yeah, in a good way.

I thought she was really freaking hot when I met her.

Are you an ass man by any chance?

Oh, God.

Just bringing it up, you know, asking for a friend.

I've always held the philosophy that asses shit and tits don't.

So I've always been tits man.

I've never heard that explanation, but I get it.

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