Aubrey Plaza, Anna Kendrick, Sugar Lyn Beard - Mike & Dave

Me? Yeah. I'm fine.

Yeah, see what happened was that there was this tsunami and it took away our clothes, but it got these horses.

And then we wanted to get naked because of Lady Gagareva, but then horses can eat chocolate.

They can have an aneurysm.

Where's she now?

Hey, don't yell at her! Just be the chief! The one that told me to go home!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my eyes!

What's the matter? Stop yelling. Why are you yelling, Dave? Stop yelling, you're being loud.

And this is a happy time. This is a normal day, Trident.

What's wrong? What is that about?

Did you know that if it was Paris II, Cousin, do you have any water?

Put your clothes on!

I'm a woman, Dave. Deal with this.

Because this is the bush that you came out of.

I didn't come from that bush. I came from Mom's bush. You know that.

Dave! Oh my God! You're completely naked!

You're so sexy!

You're so cute.

You're like a doll.

I'm just a wife and you're cute, too.

How's... Seriously, are you sure, babe?

No, God, no. Why would you say that? Just because everything feels really fucked?

Please, just tell me the truth. Are you on *****?

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