Ashton vs The Expert
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"We could play this all day! Can we play this game again?" Those were Ashton's last words on camera after utterly crushing poor Mia at Four-in-a-Row.
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I'm going too quickly here, I think. I think I really need to...
I really need to concentrate. Okay.
I hate you, expert.
Who punished you four in a row? God.
Who the hell is this Jackson guy anyways?
I don't know who Pierre Trudeau is.
John McKenzie
Almost.
I'm getting close.
I've got you this one.
I know I have.
I owe you 20 bucks!
Bye!
Yay!
Here, Mia, you can be my treasurer.
See now, if I win this one, we're two for two.
Okay, the expert won. I only got 20 bucks out of them. I tried to weasel more, but what do you do?
For jumping jacks?
For jumping jacks.
Four of them.
Four of them? What, like, another game? Oh yes, I can do that. You just want to see me jiggle, dirty expert.
Do you do this with girls, like, on the subway or go to coffee shops and be like, "Hey, you know what? I'll give you 20 bucks if you beat me at four in a row
and I'll give you 20."
World Championship Chess Match.
That's the one I didn't see! I was looking at it for so long!
Oh, that's very courteous of you to pull out the table for me. Isn't that nice?
Isn't that--
One! Two! Three! Four!
And one for getting measured!
Oh, isn't that courteous?
Because the jumping jacks were so good.
Thank you. Good game.
I didn't beat the expert. I beat him once, though.
Next time. I'm going to go home and play that.
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