Are You Blackmailing Your Sister

Listen, so mom had me pick you up because she had better things to do.

Oh, gosh.

Than hang out with you.

Mom doesn't have time for us anymore.

Us?

Yeah.

She never had time for me.

She always makes time for you.

Yeah, she looks like she's here right now.

True that.

So, what up?

What were you doing?

You're not even supposed to be out right now.

So?

You're already in trouble, dude.

And?

You're not going to tell on me, are you?

Nah.

Come on.

Does that work with the guys that you know?

Oh, my gosh.

At school?

Come on.

Come on.

That doesn't work with me.

I'm here to make your life better than hell.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay, that's why you're here right now.

Yeah, but that's what good brothers do.

Anyways, dude, let's go.

Let's get the fuck out of here.

Alright, but fuck this.

Seriously?

What?

You couldn't get him any higher up your ass, dude?

Mom would be so proud.

Okay, alright, that's enough.

I'm going to go get my stuff.

That'll be enough of that, little bug.

So, anyways, Spill, I know you.

Yeah, Spill, you got some shit that you fucking did.

You just like, I didn't want to say it in public.

Can I trust you?

I mean, like, I don't even know if I should really trust you.

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