Aphrodite Adams Dreams About a Hot Night with a Coworker

Aphrodite Adams was so bummed she lost her job because she really wanted to hook up with her coworker she was flirting with.

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Dear Diary,

As you know, I was fired from Red Lobster last week because I smashed the stupid lobster tank.

It wasn't even my fault.

Those stupid fucking lobsters were looking at me like I was some kind of idiot or something.

Well, who's the idiot now, you idiot lobsters?

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Anyway, I had this huge crush on my co-worker, Cardi.

She was so funny and sexy.

We would always flirt with each other too.

She gave me butterflies in my little slutty tum-tum.

I really wish I got her phone number before I got arrested.

Now I'll never see her again because the judge said I'll go to prison

if I go within 20 feet of any Red Lobster in the great state of Minnesota.

Sad face emoji.

I wish I could just see her one more time so I can fulfill these naughty and sinful desires I have.

Oh, what I would give for just one night with the prettiest girl in the whole entire Wabasha County.

Cardi Falcone.

Hmm.

Oh my god!

Hi.

Cardi?

Hi.

What are you doing here?

I'm here for the night, baby.

Oh my god.

Can we play?

I was literally just writing in my diary about how much I've done.

I wanna chase this ass.

Bring that ass over here.

Bring that booty this way.

That's what I'm talking about.

Such a pretty little ass.

Mmmm

Yeah, moan for me, morning slut.

It's turning me on.

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Aphrodite Adams Dreams About A Hot Night With A Coworker