Announcing This Year's Santa Claus!

And you look perfect.

Don't bother leaving, sir.

It's too late to undo this.

With a bit of magic and some holiday cheer, we'll turn you into jolly old Saint Nick in

no time.

Check it out.

It's already happening.

Can you feel it?

That slender face of yours?

It's rounding out spectacularly.

Go ahead and pinch your cheeks.

They're fat and rosy, growing by the second.

Right?

You feel it?

It's quite a bit of weight you're about to gain.

It's not just your cheeks that are growing wider.

Feel the sides of your head.

Even they're getting plumper.

And your neck?

Can you find your jawline beneath the blubber?

So cute how the fat from your cheeks starts to swallow up the space on the side of your nose.

It invades and puffs out beneath your eyes.

You're staring at your fingers now.

Are they starting to swell as well?

Sir, there's no point in taking off the headphones now.

You are this year's Santa Claus.

And you will grow fat, lazy, and wrinkled, just like all the rest.

It's almost cartoonish, watching your hands and fingers plump up so drastically like that.

You look uncomfortable.

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