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of the GED class of 1999, I have one piece of advice for you.

No matter what a stripper tells you, there's no sex in the champagne room.

None.

Oh, there's champagne in the champagne room, but you don't want champagne.

You want sex, and there's no sex in the champagne room.

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Don't go to parties with pedal detectors.

Sure it feels safe inside, but what about all those **** winging outside with guns?

They know you ain't got one.

If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12.

So, if she tells you she's 26 and looks 26, she's damn near 40.

Take off that silly ass hat.

possibly committed all of those crimes.

Julio did some of that shit.

Young black men, if you go to a movie theater

and someone steps on your foot, let it slide.

Why spend the next 20 years in jail

because someone smudged your puma?

Cornbread.

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

No matter what you think of what I said.

in the champagne room

Who is that long?

A real old person.

to be funny.

If a girl has a pierced tongue,

she'll probably suck your dick.

If a guy has a pierced tongue,

he'll probably suck your dick.

You must remember this one thing.

No matter what a stripper says,

there's no sex in the champagne room.

None.

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