An Excuse to Get Along Better by DaughterSwap Featuring Laya Rae & Willow Ryder - TeamSkeet

used to be very short too, so I really hated him.

But this one day, just something life changing

happened to him, he had a heart attack.

You're missing a fantastic opportunity, finally.

Give me your phone, right now.

Give me your phone.

I was doing the same exact thing you're doing.

She's killing my son.

Look at our relationship.

Yeah, I mean, you guys--

We're happy, she gives me sugar.

Like, like sex?

It was really hard because I had

to help him with everything.

Oh my gosh, daddy, how are you feeling?

Oh, not the best.

One day, I was scrubbing him down

and I noticed he was hard.

Like, I don't know why, but I wanted

to make him feel good.

Oh my gosh, daddy, that's so big.

That is so weird.

You can use fuck in your stepdaughter.

Do you see how happy we are?

You think you can convince him?

I'll just tell your dad what I told mine.

What can I do to help you feel better, daddy?

Okay, yeah.

Here's an option for you.

Answer your phone and keep doing what you're doing.

God, this is so sad.

Or quit your shit job.

I hope you build a relationship with your daughter.

Come on, dad, get in, it's warm.

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