An amazing blonde jerking off his pathetic tiny dick
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Finally, after going out on several dates, she decides today is the day they take their relationship to the next level and finally convinces her man to show her his dick, which surprises her as she wasn't expecting such a pathetic cock
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No wonder we haven't had sex yet.
It's so fucking tiny.
What's so funny? I didn't make a joke.
I mean like pissed off but also this is hilarious.
It is. So this is why you keep working non-stop and not having sex with me.
Because you knew you had the tiniest, shriveled up, pathetic little cock. I mean...
No, that's not why. I think I have a regular cock and no, that's not why we haven't had sex.
We just, I've been working so much.
You think this is a regular sized dick?
Isn't it?
Have you seen other cocks?
I mean no, I don't look at other cocks.
Never when you're growing up in the locker room?
No.
Nothing?
Okay, well...
Your dick is like one tenth or one one hundredth the size of a regular sized cock.
Literally pathetic. I can't believe you would show this to me.
Like...
One one... Is that in like European? Is that like the metric system?
Your dick's small as fuck, bro.
It's fucking pathetic.
This is kind of funny though. I mean, it's hilarious that you even showed it to me.
And thinking that this would turn me on and get me off.
I think I can get you off of it.
I mean, you couldn't even get in there.
Like, you would just get to the surface.
And, I mean, then what? I'm not going to feel anything.
Like...
I mean, I feel like your cock is like the size of my fucking clit.
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