Amish minx Alexa Grace eaten out before banging facial

Right. But seriously, is there something I can help you with?

I am Anram Springa, and I seek the touch of a man from beyond my clan

who can school me in the ways of the modern world,

so that I may then return to my community once again.

I don't understand.

Ye seems like an ideal candidate, not brutish nor *******,

but rather peaceable, yet carnal.

Ye are what I've been looking for.

Look, I really don't know what you're talking about.

I want to get laid. There's a horny Amish girl under this petticoat.

Why didn't you just say so?

I did. Now may I enter your dwelling, so you may seduce me?

Yeah, come on.

Is this not a candle?

Nah, it's light.

See, you get a switch over there, and you just literally push it, and it makes that come on.

And what are these cords?

It's a cord for electricity.

Man, you guys really don't have anything, huh?

We live a very simple life.

A very simple life, yeah, I can tell.

Your bed is not made of hay.

Yeah, I don't even know what this is made of.

It's a cool sock.

Yeah. So, like you said, you needed someone to help you out, right?

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