amber heard & melissa keller topless and lingerie striptease

Awesome.

No matter how often I see that, I am never not impressed.

Tiny, meet Amber and Brandy, our new bartenders.

Go with that young man right there. He's gonna take care of you.

Quick, dig the hole.

What?

Dig the hole, Eddie.

Oh, shit.

Come on.

Does this feel like I'm dead?

What's the matter? Don't you like me any?

Yes.

Then show me.

Come on, Eddie.

It's okay to like me, Eddie.

You're lucky she's not naked.

She looks very familiar to me.

What do you mean?

I've seen this girl before.

Hey Eddie.

Oh, hi.

Yes, it's good.

Mind if I swipe your...

Yeah, that would be great.

Yes, it's good to see you.

He said we'd be out of here within six months.

Yeah.

Whatever happened to that plan?

Oh, I don't know.

I guess things happen when you marry the richest man in town.

Yeah.

Well, you still looking to get out of here?

Only every day.

Why?

Because I think I might have found a way to make that happen.

But I got to talk to Spider first.

Once I resolve.

Can I show you something?

Yes.

No.

It's mine.

Huh.

Do you want some?

Yes.

No.

Eddie.

Great, thank you.

Cheers.

Is that not the saddest thing you have ever seen?

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