Alura Jenson in Teaching a Christian Church Boy some Lessons

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I swear I don't know what her problem is.

It's not like, you know, people don't fuck in the rectory all the time.

So now they're telling me I can't come back to the church.

What? Because I sucked one little pastor dick in his office, now all of a sudden I can't go back.

Well, fuck them anyway. I'll just go over to the college like I always do.

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Bunch of big babies.

Um, no, it's okay. I've got to go teach a class anyway.

Uh, yeah, there's some new students over there I'm really dying to check out.

Yeah, you know me. I'm up early.

Yep, I'm just out spreading the word of Jesus.

You know, my normal routine on a Sunday.

Well, that's what I'm supposed to do. Gotta spread the word.

Have a good day.

All in the name of Jesus.

Who the fuck? Oh my god, who's ringing my doorbell at 8.30 in the morning?

Hold on, girl. Hold on a sec.

Good morning. Do you have a couple minutes to talk about our Lord Jesus Christ?

Hold on, girl. Hold on. There's some goofball in a... I don't know what the hell he is.

I think Sister Shirley sent him over here. Hold on a second. What?

I was just here to spread the word of Jesus. I didn't know if you had led him into your heart yet.

Did Sister Shirley put you up to this?

No, ma'am.

I think I saw you, didn't I? She put you up to this.

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Alura Jenson in Teaching a Christian church boy some lessons