All-natural daddy Charles Dickenballs gets naked and chats with you while slowly edging to orgasm (with English captions)
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I made this one for my loyal fans on xHamster who can't seem to get enough of me! This is my longest video yet; a casual, unscripted, unedited chat while you watch me get naked, show off my hairy body, and then slowly jerk my big uncut dick to a satisfying cumshot, surrounded by tropical houseplants. I added English subtitles, both for accessibility ease for non-native speakers since I tend to mumble.
Video Transcription
Hey there all you horny bastards.
No, no, that's not the one.
Hello everyone out there in...
I don't know, I never know how to start these things
without sounding awkward.
So I guess we're just gonna start this one
because I can't settle on an intro.
I'm overthinking it.
But on this lovely afternoon,
before I go to bed for the day,
I thought I would take my clothes off
and let you all see it because,
well for one thing, I haven't shaved my head in,
I don't know, probably a week or so.
So I'm definitely rocking more of a dad look than usual.
I'm kind of thinking about growing it out.
My receding hairline's pretty much back to here
so it might just look embarrassing
but I haven't actually tried to grow it out
since I first shaved my head.
It's been a while since I showed off
how ridiculous these nipple hairs are getting on camera.
Check this shit out.
I have no idea at what point they'll stop growing, if any,
because so far they're not showing any indication,
which you all seem to be pretty okay with
because when I talked about trimming up my pubic hair,
it was like I was talking about
destroying a monument or something.
It'll grow back but it's okay, I'm with you,
I'm gonna embrace the chaos.
I meant to put on some underwear before I did this video
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