Alien Dicked Down by Smash Tafari's BBC
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Met up with one of my all time favorite male performers and intergalactic space captain, Smash Tafari. So to establish diplomatic relations with his people, we decided that a taste of what men like him are capable of
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Well hello, Commandant Smosh Thompson.
Ah, yes.
Welcome to Planet Exotica.
Ah, yes, yes.
A cleric of the TS Dollhouse.
Yes.
I've been looking to meet your people for quite some time now.
I'm glad we have this meeting.
Yeah, my people were wanting to know if you, because you are the ambassador, if you're
worthy as breeders on our planet.
If you fail, well, goodbye to your planet.
We're taking you out.
Ah, yes.
But, if this is a great, great time, we're probably going to try and take over your planet
anyway, but we'll be nicer about it.
Ah, yes, well, we better get started on repopulating then.
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
Bye.
Mm.
Oh, God.
Big burly man.
Disgraceful.
That's a big ***** stick there.
Mm-hmm, oh yeah.
The probing must begin.
Oh yeah.
I hear people on your planet are big into proctology.
Mm-hmm.
Here's pro.
There we go.
Oh wow.
Might wanna take off your jumper.
Oh yes.
Gotta follow mission protocol, you know?
Yeah.
I don't think that's standard equipment
for this kind of mission.
Wow.
There we go, there.
Mm-hmm.
That's a nice big fellow there.
Mm.
Oh yeah.
Mm.
That's very good, very good.
Show me how they do on your planet,
and your universe.
Oh.
Oh, damn, bro.
Oh, yeah.
That's why I choked on that for a little bit.
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