Alice Judge Danny D - Fucking Season In The Backcountry
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Do you know what season it is?
Um... summer?
Unbelievable.
They'll just let any greenhorn wander off into the backcountry these days.
Danny, it's porn star rutting season.
Porn star rutting season?
Yes.
What the hell is that?
Oh, God, give me strength.
Listen, if you're going to go hiking in the backcountry, we need to go over some safety protocol.
Look, the ZZ National Park is home to the largest herd of wild, hyper-sexualized porn stars in the world.
And we are in the middle of rutting season, Danny.
Which means these porn stars will fuck literally anything they come across.
Have you ever encountered a porn star in the wild?
No?
Thought not.
If you encounter a porn star in the wild, remember the following.
Slowly back away.
Do not run!
Raise your arms in the air, make yourself tall as you back away.
Okay, what happens if I can't get away? Or scare them?
Give them a laugh.
I only have one piece of advice.
Don't resist.
Oh, one more thing.
We don't decide how an encounter with a wild porn star goes.
They do.
So if you aren't willing to go hiking, keep your eyes open, and you're not willing to fuck them,
turn back now.
Holy shit!
Fuck, the park ranger said that I should...
Actually, it feels pretty good.
Fuck it.
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