Alexis Deen visits the Pawn Shop - XXX Pawn

Okay, alright, um, yeah I buy stuff.

Okay. You want to follow me over here?

Sure. Mind if I take a look here?

Go for it. Alright.

Is this like a club or a sword?

Cause it doesn't seem too sharp. It's a sword.

Alright, but I mean I'm saying

it doesn't seem too sharp.

Okay.

Well you gotta take it out first.

Out of the case.

Will you untie it right here?

No.

Ma'am, I'm not a medieval

weaponry expert.

I don't know what's going on here.

Okay. Take it out of what?

Okay, I'll just take it off.

Oh, calm down now.

So how much were you looking

to get for it?

$500. $500?

Isn't this just a

replica? It's authentic from Japan.

Alright.

I never really used one of these before.

Mind if we try it out?

Are you terribly busy right now?

Are you going on a date tonight? You better not be.

Yeah.

So we can try it out?

Uh huh.

Alright.

Should we cut your hair?

See if it's sharp enough to cut your hair?

No, we shouldn't cut my hair.

Hmm. Alright.

I got an idea. Alright?

It's gonna take a minute. You got a minute?

Just a minute.

Sure.

Alright. One second.

Hey Mike.

You're Mexican, right?

Sure, why not?

You mind go pickin' me up two, uh,

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