Alex Harper and Dana Dearmond are rammed hard on couch
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Alex Harper and Dana DeArmond Share His Big Dick on the Couch.
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Grow chips?
Anyways, uh, listen, let me ask you a question.
Mm-hmm.
What would you do if the little one made a ******* in the house?
Um, I mean, I'd expect him to do something like that. I guess I would just clean it up.
No, no, no, no, he needs to be disciplined. If he does something like that, you have to hit him in the nose with a newspaper.
What's a newspaper?
Oh, it's the things people used to read.
Um, but it's like much more humane than hitting him in the face with an iPad.
Okay.
How many times a day will you walk him?
Oh, I don't know. Is he old enough to walk yet, or?
I mean, of course he is. He's almost 21 in human years.
We're talking about a baby, right?
Yeah, our baby Rufus.
You named your son Rufus?
Well, he's not our son, but we treat him like a son, and we do expect you to as well.
Oh, this is just a dog, right?
Just a dog?
He's our everything. We can't conceive.
Um, this is getting weird. I'm going to go.
Oh, no, please don't go. I'm sorry about the confusion.
You're just really adorable, and we don't want you to leave.
Did you happen to see the other ad that we placed?
No, I didn't.
It kind of went like this.
Also looking for a cute girl half our age to have sex with, and pays more than the other job.
Hmm.
Sounds good to me.
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