Alex Coal Loves Eating Her GF's Beautiful Bald Pussy

Whatever.

Oh, here they are.

Alright, you two.

Oh, thanks, babe.

I'm so glad you guys could make it this weekend.

It took you too long enough to get here.

How long were you making out in the car?

It's very nice to see you too, Celestina.

Yeah, I'm so excited to hear what you have planned, Alex.

Yeah, um, bikini, sun, car, and a little bit of everything.

Alright, girls.

What's it going to be this time?

Well, uh, a camping trip to the Grand Canyon.

What the fuck?

The Grand Canyon?

Really?

Yeah, what about hot girls in bikinis and all that stuff?

Look, I'm tired of the crowds and the loud noises and getting hit on by creepy old guys.

Come on.

I just kind of thought that it would be nice to have a little bit of fun.

Maybe getting out into some peace and quiet and wide open spaces could be good for all of us?

I'd rather have those crowds and loud music than be covered in dirt for days with bugs everywhere.

I work so hard planning these trips for us every year, Celestina.

And all you do is sit there on your fucking phone and shit all over everything.

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