airport security check goes wrong

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airport security check goes wrong

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This is a security advisory.

Please be advised that any unattended luggage

will be taken away by security.

Ma'am, come on.

Do not eat your luggage unattended.

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Ma'am, have you been drinking?

You are so cute.

Well, thank you, I appreciate that,

but I can't let you through here if you're *********.

What? - So I smell ******* on you,

I can tell you've been drinking.

I can't let you through here.

That is so expressive perfume.

You're *********.

Sir, excuse me. - Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.

Excuse me, sir. - Ma'am.

You hear the fucking machine go on?

I can smell the ******* on you.

Keep your voice down. - You know what,

I did not be, excuse me.

I'm not, you know what, I'm gonna call my fucking lawyer.

Okay, now, now, you're not gonna talk to me

right now, this is my job.

You think you're fucking important

with your big head right now?

You think you can get through here?

With your fucking tie?

No, no, no, no, no, you're not getting through here.

You're not getting through.

I'm gonna talk, I'm gonna talk.

Look at this. - No, no, no.

You want that, you want that, huh?

You're not going.

118, we got a 118. - 118, 118.

No, 118, we got a 118.

I got it, I got it, you blah, blah, blah.

No, no, no, no, no.

What is it, this is the fucking joint

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