Aged bald feet wannabe scored pretty young peacherino in the cornhouse

Really?

That's the first test that I've taken since I dropped out of high school.

So what's next?

Well, if you're that eager, there's a very important shoot

for a client of ours by the name of David Wellman.

I mean, if you were to name any fashion magazine randomly,

50% chance he's the publisher.

My first job?

Well, it's like a dream.

That it is. That it is.

Okay, I'm in.

Great. Wonderful.

Thank you.

Good.

Yeah, step over these cables. It's a live set.

Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Wellman.

It's just that I'm really nervous about this big shoot tomorrow.

Please, it's David.

And don't be nervous.

Look, it's already set up for tomorrow's session.

You've got nothing to be afraid of.

You are gorgeous.

You are going to be a big star.

Oh, God, that would be like a dream come true.

You know what?

Tonight, right here, right now,

that's a dream come true.

Well, let's just put it this way.

I am a pussy better than a lesbian.

Come here.

Let's just drop this right down here.

Look at that.

Oh, my goodness.

Open my feet.

Oh, I'll take your shoes off.

Cool.

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