After Holding My Pee all Day I Decided to Have Drinks until I Lose Control and Piss My Shorts

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It's just entertaining.

You play a guy who's the king of country music, and your wife is Susan Sarandon.

Yeah.

Could not be more politically distant.

Speaking of coming back from the dead, you have a song on your new album, "Even Jesus

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Was a Hippie."

Right, and you're sober?

Yeah.

Well, he shouldn't be.

I once did a little trip to prosecute the printers,

publishers he didn't like.

Every president since then has wanted to do it,

but haven't been able to.

We passed an alien act to deport people.

This has been going on since the 1790s.

These ***** ebb and they flow.

At our best, we can make them ebb.

But it's really, really hard.

And we also have to be careful about--

I'm uncomfortable with the language about,

we need to get back to something.

We need to restore something.

As a multiracial democracy, this country is 57 years old.

We were not a--

in my part of the world, in the South,

we lived under functional apartheid until 1965.

So when you say you want to make America great again--

our Lord said, and rightly.

The important thing, and what we have to try to say, is that he had to leave.

It was as close a goddamn run thing as you can possibly imagine.

But the system did hold, just barely.

Well, okay, but we're only halfway through the movie.

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After holding my pee all day, I decided to have drinks until I lose control and piss my shorts.