AcrylicKateQuinn Live Show Highlights #24

Ask yourself,

"Why do I, a straight guy, want to fuck a woman?"

I guess...

I guess we'll just never know the answer to that question.

Meow.

There are a few things that I ban people right away for.

But somehow the question, "Which public toilets do you use?"

seems like it's worthy of an immediate ban.

"Come to Australia and live with my wife."

Sure, give me your address.

I'm flying out tomorrow.

Oh, meow.

Meow.

I'm not sure if I'm tired of it,

or if it's getting more amusing as time goes on,

but I get at least three to five people per show

coming in being like,

"I'm a straight guy and I want to fuck you."

And I'm not sure how I feel about that.

And in the years of years of me doing shows,

not a single person has come in and said,

"Hi, I'm a gay guy and I want to fuck you."

I wonder why.

Oh, that's, uh, that's risky.

I would not recommend people try to hang out on Chatterbait,

unless I stick to, like, the first five counts

at the top of the first page.

I usually don't want to go to page two.

Yeah.

Yeah, you do see things on page four.

But I feel like it's mostly things that I would not want to see ever again.

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