Accidentally flashing traffic cos I went out commando in my new dress. Which, it turns out, rides up with my coat and bag combo
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Oh goodness me, after having taken my sidekick out for a long stomp - which involved buying a new corduroy dungaree dress - ahead of going out for the afternoon to have some healing reflexology followed by meeting my friend, I'd rushed home to get changed before rushing out again. My new dress is a bit longer than I normally go for so figured I'd be okay without any shorts on underneath as my new dress has decent pockets on them. Oh my. Just oh my! What a fucking wardrobe malfunction I had! As I'm walking through the woods to get to the bus stop my bum starts feeling very draughty!
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Hello, hello, hello! How are you doing? I'm walking a bit fast up a hill to go and get a bus.
Because in my brain I'm always telling myself I am late for it and I need to get a mission on.
But I actually don't today, which is a good thing.
Let's see what time this phone says.
Okay, so we're good. We've got like a couple of minutes or five minutes.
The bus isn't due at the main bus stop in town for a couple of minutes and then it's supposed to take five minutes to get to the bus stop I want to get to.
Anyway, right, the thing is, as some of you may know, I like wearing dresses and I generally wear shorts underneath them
because I can't wear undies as the elastic one I've got on here make my legs look.
And so this dungaree dress that I've got on is one I literally bought a couple of hours ago in a camping type shop.
It was in a mega sale and I was leaving my house and I was like, I swear I've forgotten something but I can't work out what it is.
And I thought I'd put the fucking shorts on.
See, there's a tent.
You know that?
That's how long it actually is.
It's not quite up.
I don't know whether that is because of the dress and the coat combo, the dress and the bag combo or the dress, coat, bag combo or whatever it is.
But, as you might be able to expect, I'm thinking there's a bit of a problem with how this might go.
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