A Town Uncovered #5 - A LOT OF WEIRDOS By MissKitty2K

Jaden is fine. All right, Jaden. My name is Foxy. Good to meet you. Me too, maggot.

What? No, my name is... You have to work your way up these ranks before I go about using your name

all willingly, maggot. Respect is earned, after all. So you don't call everyone maggot. Very few

have reached the rank of corporal. I am not much for social interaction when I could be using the

time doing something else, like working out. I heard the mayor may re-institute the town-wide

hackathon and the marathon for harper's awareness.

At least you are using your fitness powers for good

You seem like quite the health nut

Ha! Don't misunderstand me. I am not like those hippie communists who mix whatever magic

ingredients some so-called health guru told them into their tea. And I am not one of those

hulking monstrosities that drowns an entire bucket of protein powder with every flex they

make. I work out the way God intended, no chemicals or diet needed.

That's good to know

You wanna touch him?

Excuse me?

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