A Sister's Progress - Marsha May - Family Therapy

I don't like partying, okay? I just want to stay at home.

Why are you so boring?

God, are we even related?

Jeez, come on.

I'm not fucking boring. I just don't like getting all shit-faced like you do all the time.

I'm not shit-faced. What are you talking about?

Look, you're really hot. We should go out and party.

I don't want to bang one of your skanky friends. Like, leave me alone.

You don't have to bang one of my skanky friends.

I could get you laid though with some hot girl from the club, you know?

I don't like doing that.

Yeah?

I don't know how to dance.

You don't know how to dance?

No.

Come on, you're so hot. I'm sure you know how to.

When are you moving out? I don't even know why mom lets you move back in.

It's fucking annoying all the time.

Stop saying that. You know you like it.

Stop touching my leg.

Where's your girlfriend?

I don't have a girlfriend.

Why not? You're so hot.

Because I just don't feel like having a girlfriend.

Stop touching my leg. What the fuck's wrong with you?

What do you do then? Just like watch porn and stuff?

I don't know. Everybody watches porn I guess. I'm a fucking...

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