A Second Chance

There has been quite a few complaints about you from guests

They say they've come back to their rooms that beds haven't been made properly that towels haven't been changed

And somebody even said there were some things missing

from his room

And I checked the rota and you're the one who's supposed to have cleaned it

Now that's not very good is it?

I out of the kindness of my heart decided to give you a job even though your

References are shall we say slightly lacking

So

If you want to keep this job

There are a few things that I'm gonna have to explain to you

And in fact you are actually quite lucky most other places

They wouldn't give you a second chance like this now that they would just get rid of you

But I like to give back to the community and that's why I have decided to give you a second chance

That's of course

If you are going to cooperate

Because there's a price to pay for second chances here

And that price is going to be a rather sore bottom

Yes, I'm gonna make sure that when I finish with you today

All the rooms are going to be finished to the highest standard and there isn't going to be a single

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